try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I've blown a few things in my day
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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