covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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