If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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