I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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