i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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