I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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