youre lurking in front of me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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