He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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