I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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