On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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