Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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