sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have demons in me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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