therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
