It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
