Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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