I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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