I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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