So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Damn victory sex feels great
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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