He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
