get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So. Much. Porn.
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