doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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