I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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