ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
