Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
