we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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