If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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