You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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