the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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