So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was so not down for the gang bang
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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