he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
God I need to hump something, right now.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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