so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
My dick has a subreddit
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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