I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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