I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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