the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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