I am puke
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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