Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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