Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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