I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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