Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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