She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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