he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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