is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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