Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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