But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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