walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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