Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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