video games are the ultimate cock blocker
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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