Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
