just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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