yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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