Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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