if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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